A aple!

In Shaetlan the indefinite article a is the same irrespective of whether the following word starts with a consonant or a vowel: a apple, a bottle. The word is originally from Old English ān 'one' and from the 12C started to lose the final -n. By the 15C it had been lost in all positions, and this is still widespread in many varieties of Scots and English around the world. Standard English, however, has retained the final -n before consonants, reflecting the convention that had established itself in the south-east of England and the wider London area by early Modern English.